paging dr freud

I can't handle news that is so thoroughly riddled with innuendo:

The UK Independence Party has called on Tories to defect by parking an armoured personnel carrier outside the Conservative Party's spring conference.

UKIP said the stunt showed it was "parking its tank" on Conservative leader David Cameron's "lawn".

Speaking from the vehicle's turret, UKIP Euro MP Nigel Farage demanded an apology from Mr Cameron.

Later that morning, UKIP members shouted to passing voters 'Have you seen the size of our [gun] shaft? Does anyone want to have a go on it?' etc. etc.