non-pornographic naked sailors (and the BNP)

Despite literally minutes of searching, I couldn't find you a copy of Richard Barnbrook's non-pornographic naked sailor film.

However, pinknews.co.uk manages some screenshots and a sample of the not-at-all homoerotic poetry:

The film, HMS Discovery, A Love Story, contains scenes of men undressing and touching each other, coupled with nudity and sexual activities, the paper claims. The film says, “A harsh scowl masks your smile, but weakens when your nakedness inspires.

“It bares you like a foreskin's folds ... you will make of yourself a beauty, hard as rusting trucks and slag. Fists in a toilet that smells of piss ... open-mouthed, I shall dream of altar-boys."

You see? There's sinply nothing to see here - certainly no hypocrisy - and we should all stop talking about this story.

Or perhaps not.