Melanie Phillips' claim that new equality legislation has "turned our very understanding of prejudice and discrimination inside-out" involves its very own game of rhetorical twister. First, the pretence to not being a fan of queer-baiting:
It should go without saying that gay people and other sexual minorities should be free to practise their sexuality without being picked on in any way. What they do in private should be of concern to no one else.
But equally, others must be free to voice disapproval of their lifestyles, particularly where this is a key element of religious faith. For like it or not (and this is, of course, an issue which is currently tearing the Church of England apart) the belief that homosexual behaviour is wrong is a tenet that is fundamental to Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
I do enjoy how Phillips and other critics of this change in law are determined to make religion all about the queer-bashing. Though a majority of the faithful might choose to ignore this tenet (amongst many, many others, such as the prohibition on contraception) it's the keystone on which love, charity and goodwill rest.
If the rejection of homosexuality is a central, inviolate tenet of Christianity, why doesn't it appear in the Ten Commandments? Why is Christ (aka The Son of God) so silent on this issue?
Still, a commitment to gay people living without harassment is always nice, which is why it's a little strange to then read this:
So church schools, for example, are protesting that they will no longer be permitted to teach in sex education or RE lessons that homosexuality is at odds with the teachings of the Bible. They might have to comply with parental demands that there should be lessons promoting gay issues - for example, by taking part in the recent 'Lesbian, Bi-sexual Gay and Transsexual History Month'.
Somehow, teaching that homosexuality is sinful and abhorrent and the sign of mental illness in no way contradicts a world where "gay people and other sexual minorities should be free to practise their sexuality without being picked on."
Incidentally, "picked on" is a rather coy phrase to cover the gamut of experiences from homophobic bullying (with a very high suicide rate amongst gay teens) to homophobic murder. Still.. on we go:
Remember the epic battle over Clause 28, the law which forbade the promotion of homosexuality in schools and which was eventually repealed, in a notable triumph for the gay rights lobby? Well, these new regulations would be a Clause 28 in reverse. They would compel the promotion of homosexuality in schools - and forbid the promotion of Christian or other religious beliefs on the matter.
We're back to the traditional claim that recognising homosexuality exists and will not send you to hell is the same thing as "promoting it", as if homosexuality is a dangerous teen craze. Hey kids, anal sex is the new rock and roll.
The idea of compulsion is actually the biggest piece of mendacity in the whole column: I'm fairly sure that the change in law would not forbid religious perspectives on homosexuality - only that teaching in exclusion of anything else, such as the radical alternative that being gay isn't sinful. It's the absence of alternative perspectives that makes purely religious teaching on homosexuality discriminatory.
Now things get very confusing:
We have therefore exchanged one deep intolerance for another. Behaviour that was once considered socially unacceptable and even illegal must now be promoted as an acceptable lifestyle choice, and anyone who disagrees is to fall foul of the law instead.
So the religious rejection of homosexuality is a "deep intolerance", but it's still preferable to anything else? How would Phillips defend a traditional but deep intolerance of black people? Or Jews, about whom the Bible can be less than kind? Do we bemoan the retreat of the blood libel, or was that too part of the good old days?
Was the persecution of religious minorities (Jews, Catholics, Muslims, you choose) not once the bedrock of British culture? Is religiously motivated hate acceptable where secular hate is not?
Pedants will recognise that we've actually exchanged intolerance for an intolerance of intolerance, at least in schools. Churches will still be free to teach whatever they like about teh queer; the Bible will not be edited. Well, not edited any further.
The underlying argument here is that sexual minorities should not enjoy privilege over religious belief - which, aside from echoing Phillips' rather dangerous belief that minorities should enjoy minority rights, is
gloriously asymmetrical. It also ignores the huge privileges that religious life already enjoys in British culture and law.
The only part of religious belief being challenged is where it argues that a certain minority is less human than the majority. If Phillips wants to defend that, then she's little better than the fundamentalists that she finds so much vigour to denounce.
As it happens, the law is scrupulously even-handed: Phillips seems unaware that the Equality Act 2006 - Religion or Belief - extends the protections that she decries to much to religious communities, making it unlawful to discriminate on the grounds of religion or belief in the provision of goods, facilities and services, education and a number of other areas. It's funny, but she doesn't mention that.