ground penetrating radar reveals new depths of irony

The Daily Mail takes time out to print an advertorial accusing other newspapers of scaremongering. How nice to see such wholehearted support for high standards in science (coff* MMR*coff) reporting.

My personal favourite, though, is still " the internet is destroying the world as we know it," which opened with the epic lines:

Your child is next door on the computer, destroying the world as we know it and wrecking two of the most fundamental values that underpin society..

ZOMG, OH NOES etc. etc.