soy follies

Via Ben Goldacre's miniblog:

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!)

Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

The real question then - given the AWESOME POWER OF SOY, apparently equivalent to "five birth control pills a day" for infants - is why there aren't more gay people kicking about. It's possibly because the story is - wait for it - total balls: the University of Pennsylvania explains why.

Goldacre is offering a pint of wine to anyone who can get this delightfully crazy story into the Daily Mail. Does anyone have Richard Littlejohn's email address?