schism schmism

What could possibly heal the centuries old religious differences between the Anglican and Catholic Churches?

Traditionalists, including up to six Church of England bishops, had visited and pleaded with Rome to provide some sort of structure inside the Catholic Church for their wing of the Church of England because of liberal moves towards women bishops and gay ordinations.

Of course! A mutual disdain for women and teh gays. I can't believe we didn't think of this before.